This page now features BUTTERFLIES.
Woho and Yeeho. >:3
Ashley Recommends: Rag Doll Kung Fu (PC) (2005)
FYI...
IT'S
THE FIRST EVER 3RD PARTY GAME ON STEAM!
RDKF!! This game accompanied me during a difficult childhood, is made by some of the devs that brought you Little Big Planet on the PS3 and has a very high learning curve... You individually control limbs of your doll by mouse, got chi poses to stand in to generate powers (Lightning, Fire etc) which obliterate your enemies. It's got singleplayer, multiplayer AND A FCKING MOVIE BTW...
You can eat magic mushrooms that let you slow down time, collect butterflies to earn chi power, CHI POWER, CHI POWER, CHI POWER, and this shit is mega funny.
THIS IS FIRE!!! Get it on Steam! NOW!!!!
OMFG THE ACCUSATION!!
TEHY ARE ACCOOZ1NGZ ME FOR THROWING A KEBAB ONTO THE FCKING ROOF WTF I DIDN'T THROW IT I *TOSSED* IT THERE'S A VERY NUANCED DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *THROWING* AND *TOSSING* A KEBBA ONTO A ROOF WTF!!!1111 SRY U HAD TO TAKE IT OFF THE ROOF WITH A FORKLIFT *TWICE* BTW I DIDN'T THROW IT I TOSSED ITBTW I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS BOSS.
Strawberries. :3
:3 Straberies.
Ashley Recommends: Worms Armageddon
Oh dear, Worms Armageddon, where do i start... this game is pure round based, turn based carnage... You setup a team of worms, host a server, choose a gravestone and start blasting your friends away with multiple weapons. The catch? None... Just the fact the weapons have literal physical ballistic calculations and you have to turn on your braincells to process all the possibilities your bazooka (One of my faves) will land at. The game also includes a rather funny way to end rounds that go on too long after the time limit - "Sudden Death". As soon as the timer of the current ongoing game runs out, sudden death will activate. Your worms may drop to 1 HP, water levels will rise drastically and the round goes over faster this way! Protip! If you click on the little skull icon on the copyright notice on the homepage of this site, there may be a worms related easter egg for you. Getting bored? Make a custom map. Turn your friend's face into a playable map and you can shoot holes into them! Then you learn about wormkit modules. These will allow you to mod the game with plug-ins, addons, and even custom weapons if you're tech-savvy enough (Some old plug-ins don't work anymore since the game is still updated, but i think that's okay... A game from 1999 usually doesn't receive updates anymore! A worthy game to try out if you're into ballistics, sandbox games and turn based games. The game also includes a Singleplayer Campaign and fully offline Bot skirmishes.
Grab the game on:
Steam, on GoG, or even your Switch btw~
New socks!!!111
New socks!!! Yay!
21.09.26 - Lonely Morning.
Feeling a little lonely today.
Everyone is offline or at work, i couldn't go to work today because of private issues with a person who threatened me with a knife, that's solved now.
Made two boiled eggs for breakfast! Yay! Turns out 4 minutes is too long, yuck, that stuff turns to goo, me no likey. 2 min 30 was sufficient for my beloved consistency~
Writing this at noontime, will probably make myself some cinnamon toasted crunch cereal for lunch. Got to setup blog finally for good, quite fun, but now i'm sitting here alone. Might go clean up around the house and call it a day til tommorow, i really want to work again!! :<
Ashley's working class abomination hoi-sin sauce
- 4 Tablespoons of Soy Sauce,
- 2 Teaspoons of Sugar,
- 1 Teaspoon of Apple- or- Ricevinegar,
- 1 Teaspoon of Sesame oil
- A few sprites of Tabasco/Hot Sauce
For all your working class saucery needs.
Put some ramen in there~
-~UwU~-
